Soooooooo I'm doing my treatment for a radio show at the moment. Just because. 
On paper, it doesn't look half bad at all. Well, until you ask me what the show is called and I start erming and ahing. 

I want to call it the-radio-show-for-the-digital-age-where-Oreka-Godis-gets-to-bounce-around-and-be-hyperactive-until-her-time-is-up but apparently that's too long. I'm told I have to brand it, have my name all over the gaff like a dog marking territory. Charming. 

Try as I might, all I can think of is boring names like

The Oreka Godis Breakfast Show
OR 
Your Oreka Godis Breakfast Show
OR
Our Breakfast Show with Oreka Godis
OR
The Oreka Godis Show On "X" (where X is the name of the radio station that cannot be named) 
OR
"X" Morning with Oreka Godis
OR
Good Morning, This is Oreka Godis
OR
The Show With No Name By Oreka Godis

*OrekaSigh* this might take a while. I totally suck at naming things. The good news though is that I know what I want the show to be about. Must it really have a name?

Maybe I should call it the Whatchyamacallit Show?

Peace, Love & Naming Conventions