That telling look on your face when you fart loudly, stink up a packed room and try to make one with the wall/the mannequin/the rug/wish the ground would open up and swallow you whole/ hold your breath as though it will grant you access to an invisi…

That telling look on your face when you fart loudly, stink up a packed room and try to make one with the wall/the mannequin/the rug/wish the ground would open up and swallow you whole/ hold your breath as though it will grant you access to an invisible cloak; then are greatfull you learnt how to swim ergo you can hold your breath long enough not to ‘perceive the odour’. Don’t lie, you know that exact moment I’m talking about. 'I know you’d like to think your shit don’t stank but lean a little bit closer, see that #Roses really smell like poo-poo-oo’ #Outkast 💨 😷🌹#OfeSheLu #Ayakata #Inyama #Iranu #Abasha